As I sit here struggling to fill my CV with blissful boasting about how fantastic, academic and creative I am, I thought I'd share all that I have to offer with you guys. I'm currently living the life of an unemployed student, and after the security of always having a job to return to back in Cornwall (even right now it's open to me), it's safe to say I'm no expert at tackling the dreaded CV. 

But I think I'm just about employable...

Curriculum Vitae 

Name: Isobelle 

Age: 19 

Sex: Go on then

My Achievements: 

7 badges

Pokedex - 64

Time - 42:42

Has successfully relived youth several times over by playing Pokemon Yellow on a Gameboy

Ten GCSE's, 1 BTEC, 4 A levels, 1 undergraduate degree in progression and a Hogwart's acceptance letter lost in the post

Skills:

License to defend against attackers in a poor manner of long lost skills (Junior Black Belt)

Can cook a hearty home cooked meal on a student budget

Will take 400 photos on a night out and always manage to make self and friends look repulsive

I'm also really good at collecting 5ps

Previous Employment:

Bakery Assistant - I offered customers my buns and bloomers

Pot washer - I got paid for a job that many students struggle to complete on a daily basis

Cleaner - I cleaned the cottages of Cornwall for uptight elderly city folk

What I can bring to the team:

Free alcohol

The opportunity to laugh at me rather than with me

A full head of red knotted hair to brighten your day

A lack of fashion sense

A really bad sense of humour

The opportunity to watch Harry Potter on repeat

I think I have a high chance of getting employed with this bad boy...

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